A Week Working For The Government

I just learnt over this past week that you can get paid for sitting around so long as your name is present on a particular list. Also learnt that the government is the best employer there is. .. .someone in some forum once said that the government is like a huge slow Giant . . it moves extreemely slowly, cannot have its feelings hurt and anything you throw at it simply bounces off. . . ..though its supposed to be answerable to everyone, it actually answers to no-one but itself.. . . Now this creates a perfect working environment where we can truly be multitaskers. . . .All the same the goverment is really a waster of taxes and nothing else. . . just today I was strolling in my quaint little hometown and the wind blowing in my face dried my lips to the point of  cracking!. . . . . . .now why kengen hasnt setup a windfarm here is a mystery. . . . .maybe they are waiting for worldbank funding?. . . .