Avengers 2012

Finally my Ushamba has been reset.

IMAX is really the only way to watch anything. Even soap operas should be shown in IMAX 3D.

But who sells popcorn at 150 bob and soda for 150 bob? Daylight/night-time/lunar-eclipse robbery! Team Uchumi stopover is bound to get mad recruits.

I really really thought Avengers was going to suck but was gladly surprised that it rocked to the end. It was well paced and loved everyones perfomance especially my man-crush Robert Downey Jr followed by Hulk. By the way that guy is just too much awesomeness in one. I mean who wouldn’t want to be a green unstoppable monster?

The rest of the post is a spoiler so stop reading if you havent watched.

Best scene was obviously Loki being smashed around by Hulk. I still laugh when I remember. The best 3D scene has to be the bit where Scarlett is being chased by Hulk in the Airship.

Best Dialog is definitively from Tony Stark in the forest while talking to Thor. I love that Man.

All in all I understand why They left out akina spider man and Batman. They would have been awkward and doubt they have any humor.

Now to wait for Battleship and M.I.B 3

 

Orange Kenya Blackberry service

I explore a lot and after I felt I had tinkered sufficiently with ye olde Ideos, I jumped on to the chance of playing with a Blackberry Storm.

This is an old device but still quite capable If i might say so. the clickable screen was a sidestep by RIM but not that big of a cumbersome to dislike the phone. Battery life sucks though but seeing as this was their first all touch device I let it slide.

Now to properly enjoy a blackberry you need BIS(Blackberry Internet Service). Simply put you need to pay your preferred telecom network a fixed fee for a prescribed period usually a month for them to offer you a BIS plan which comes with unlimited internet and emailing on your gadget. Note this is limited to the gadget and any use on a pc as a modem attracts other charges. using regular bundles restricts you from using most of the services unique to the blackberry. On Orange I have tried using regular data bundles but for the love of me cannot get any connection even after trying several incantations of the apn settings. Other networks work flawlessly. Orange – 0 Others – 1

My preferred telecom network in this case happened to be Orange Kenya. I dutifully dug around their site and wound up with this page .

 

Orange Weekly DelightOrange Monthly Offer

 

Now these rates are rather cheap compared to barely a year before. Sending the activation text returns a sms with a link to an app download. Now how am I supposed to use the browser to download an app when I need service books and BIS to access the browser which is the only way to download apps?

This I solved by using voodoo mind tricks with hacked service books, theatrics and another networks Sim and data plan to download the app from the link provided but not really something a regular user would go through or have the technical know how to pull off. once that was ou of the way, the app itself was rather handy and lets you choose your plan, auto renewal, alleged support and a status icon.

My first two payments went down the drain as they sorted out a problem on their end that prevented the provisioning to be carried out. This was soon sorted out though and was duly registered and happily BB’ing .

All this time I was upcountry where only Safaricom rules the 3G airwaves. On my way back to the city, once I hit the vicinities of Thika I found myself unable to update anything or open any webpage. I tried every trick in the book including pulling out the battery but to no avail. Only when I switched of the 3G and force it to use edge did my BIS come back.

This is annoying. Why hype a 3G network that I can’t use? And why block it to BIS users? Is that why it’s so cheap? Because we crawl along at snail speeds?  Queries on twitter go unanswered and calling customer care is likely to make me angrier. Lemme tweet them again. .

Kony 2012

Ok. There is this Kony 2012 lot. The first 5 minutes of the ‘video masterpiece’ is composed of the movie maker dotting over his son and trying to explain to him why Kony is a bad man. The kid is more interested in teletubbies for crying out loud. And besides Why did he have to fly thousands of miles to go into a jungle somewhere to go fish out a kid who was allegedly abducted by a seemingly invincible militia leader? Why not make a Bush2012 video? He is responsible for two wars, countless deaths, destruction of societies and terrorism. Why not advocate for his arrest?

This is just an elaborate ploy by the Us govt to setup an Africa command and the imperialism will be complete. it reeks of pity and using his own clueless son is just dispensable. What 5 year old wants to be told there are other guys just like him half a hemisphere away that are forced to kill their parents? This is indoctrination of violence.

And then there is the fact that Kony left north Uganda 6years ago. They kinda forgot to emphasize that bit and instead decided that painting him as a mad,evil mastermind is more worthwhile. Also that Museveni used the same strategy of forcibly recruiting child soldiers to gain power is conveniently never mentioned.

Of Arrogance

It appears nowadays arrogance is the new swag. Everyone is falling over themselves trying to be as arrogant and as rude as possible mistaking it for some kind of evidence to having ‘made it’.

A few nights ago I watched as Lillian Muli of Citizen TV attempted to interview the medical services minister Prof. Nyong’o on the impasse between the nurses and the government. Needless to say she wound up being lectured by the good prof who also walked out of the studio prematurely.

It was a rude showing for a minister human being to treat another like an incompetent professional in their own turf. Granted am not a fan of mainstream media but to accept an invitation for an interview and proceed to bulldoze your host hardly seems fair.

The late Hon. Michuki exemplified this to jaw dropping levels. I am aware that talking bout a guys character after his death is considered cowardly or something of the sort. I just don’t have a better example that can easily illustrate what I mean. It is assumed he got his attitude from the days of being a colonial officer but I don’t see how the two are related. Holding a post doesn’t make you arrogant. Being fundamentally arrogant does. The post just brings it out.

Another amazingly arrogant/proud character is the judge that decided that Bashir ought to be arrested should he step foot in the country. I do not doubt his judgement but watching his interview and the way he talked to the interviewer clearly reeked of arrogance and a sense of entitlement that would be intimidating to anyone seeking justice in his office. He even recounted how he sued a friend over details of a house he was purchasing from him. I rest my case.

Arrogance is a wall that shields you from experiences offered by others and leads to a rather lonely existence what with the protagonist imagining the world revolves around them.

I wouldn’t advocate for it.

Konza City

Am a skeptic by nature. Life did that to me.

Grand promises and Utopian scenes painted in the future are like a drug that hypnotizes the masses and makes you feel better about your sorry state in the present since things are bound to get better soon.

Myopia is a horrible affliction if you ask me. A friend once asked me if I would rather be a happy ignorant fool without a care in the world or a perennially sad sage who understood all. I thought hard about this and I think I would rather be the morbid guy. I do not like not knowing. It makes me feel naked.

Dr Ndemo , The PS of the ministry of telecom and information has been the most visible proponent of Konza city. This is supposed to be a model technopolis that is to be the heart of tech in Africa. Sounds like another utopian dream but lets have another look.

I think building from the ground up is better than tying to refurbish and retrofit old designs.The planners of the 80′s did not envisage that in 2 decades, Nairobi city would house twice the current population and new fangled technology would need conduits in buildings and in the ground to deliver speed of light comms to buildings. Or maybe they did. Point is the city is not designed for this century. We need new infrastructure. It will be expensive but not building new will be a whole lot more costly in another 10 years. If you really think about it as you drive along the new Thika road, it is actually dirt simple to develop and progress. Thika road is just a simple highway. Yet it saves me hours on a 40km journey. Hours I can spend doing something else. How hard is it to build a city? Why aren’t our engineers excited? Why hasn’t the Engineers Board weighed in and endorsed the project and pledged support? What is wrong with us?  I have just read this article and I couldn’t agree more. In fact It was like he was describing me.

Right now the PS is being bashed for not populating the Sameer business park. I don’t see how this is his problem. Why is the sameer business park management not busy populating its premises? The PS pointed out structural and organizational problems in the construction of the buildings that put off multinationals willing to pitch camp here. No-one has tried to rebuff these points.

All this is noise from those only willing to cover their profitable positions or a re too afraid of new things however beneficial it is to them. Fear rules their hearts. This must be routed out and replaced with the quest and hunger for new frontiers.

Whatever happened to adventure?

Best Linux Distro

I have been reading an ebook by Keith Curtis called After the Software Wars  and couldn’t help but think about how right he was.

One of his arguments caught my eye. He argues that software algorithms are the same as mathematical theories in that as much as credit can be attributed to individuals or companies, the basic idea is not meant to be tied up in patents. Just because you write a function in words not numbers doesn’t mean it is not a form of mathematics.

I have tried to embrace open source software in my work and study and it is gradually yielding fruit. There is opensource GIS softwares, Office productivity suites and a plethora of others such as a clone of the MATLAB computing language that saved my skin awhile back. Windows wants users to pay,pay,pay. Apple is even worse. And then comes Linux. Everything is free, and will remain that way. It’s a modern marvel why it hasn’t become the most popular OS on the desktop/laptop.

There are many “Flavours” of the Linux OS out there and I advocate for only one. Ubuntu. It is by far the simplest to install, work with and to my knowledge the most widely supported. The beauty with free and open software is that any innovation on one distribution diffuses to most of the others since no-one is restricted anyway. Awesomeness right there.

Fedora, Debian (The Mother of Ubuntu) SUSE, etc are also rock solid but they don’t approach the consumer the way Ubuntu does.

I think Ubuntu will win this war . . . Eventually.

Ship Ship Ship!

I have just discovered the reason why all my downloads and internet biashara has been so damn slow on my laptop connecting to the University network. The inbuilt ufw firewall on ubuntu 11.10 strangles the connection to a trickle by default. I suppose that is fair to a neurotic paranoid evil genius but I just want to watch youtube damnit. It is now turned off. For good. Its not like I have mission critical anything on the old bucket anyway.

Aaanyhooo I have become a fan of Seth Godin of late and am pretty sure I should stop being a fan and actually follow his advise(Damn lizard brain). He tends to advocate for people to ship first and fast and fix problems on the go. Being a marketer, he sure sounds like an engineer. Same thing is repeated by Mark, the Facebook dood.

I think as inventors or simple workers we are afraid of presenting a product or service with gaping holes in it. Granted that is a reasonable fear since a product that totally doesn’t work is not a product.  We should still endeavor to deliver. . something rather than tell the client to wait for nirvana in a weeks time.

Back to getting kinky with Python (The language not an actual reptile)

Experts

Exactly what makes anyone an expert?

Is it years of experience? Writing a book on the subject? Mindless obsession or morbid curiosity to the point of being labelled a weirdo by the opposite sex?

I don’t know but am very sure most of the characters parading with these titles are even more clueless

Take the two political experts who show up every week on Citizen Tv to share some of their manly wisdom with us small-minded minions. What exactly makes them political experts? Do they have decades experience leading a country or running a political party? Have they won countless elections and are unanimously adored by the masses? Was the first time you heard of them the moment they were introduced as political experts?

As you may have gathered by now, I do not appreciate people who claim to be smarter than me with no supporting evidence.

Emilio Kibaki is a world-class economist and time magazine back in 1975 knew that. They proceeded to name him economist of the year. Solid evidence. No argument there.  The two characters on the other hand who are not politicians in my estimation and being refered to as experts is rather deceiving.

It would have been better for the former president Daniel Moi to be asked about the political landscape. Chances are he is still the guy running things up in this. He would give a more knowledgeable answer and I would take his word straight to the bank.

 

Why we should all go online and dump the media

The past week has been an awesome one to say the least.

Hon. Uhuru Kenyatta and Amb. Muthaura finally stepped down from public office seeing that they were becoming an embarasment to an entire country for sticking around while they face cases at the ICC. I assume that this is President Kibakis way of firing people so as to leave them some modicum of dignity. Anyhoo, it was a good day for the constitution but an awful one for one ‘cool’ Prof Githu Muigai. Now this guy imagines himself to be swaggerific incarnate but he seemingly missed the lecture by Margaret Thatcher who said something to the effect of ‘Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.’ Being cool is kinda the same.

So today I wake up to the infamous Robert Alai cutting down one Caroline Mutoko of Radio Africa for allegedly calling all those using social media numskulls and armpit scratching baboons incapable of sufficient mustering of intellect. Alai’s argument was very sober, collected and surgical but totally missed Caroline’s point. You can read it here if you haven’t  already. Caroline Muoko doesn’t hate on social media users but the hate speech kind of which there are numerous.

Aside from such misdirected antics, the manipulation in our news rooms is utterly repugnant. Some years ago KTN blooped and brought the reults of the opinion poll before the question . It was only for a fraction of a second but I saw the 80% vs 20% on the yes-no answers well. Once the question was asked and later the comments read, I assumed that the outcome would not be in the exact ratios I had observed earlier. The usual farce of reading the user comments and expressing shock, amusement and cracking stale jokes followed before the results were announced. The outcome of the ‘Big question’ permanently confirmed to me that those things are bogus albeit clever methods of social engineering. It was just as had been flashed before the question was asked. They are thus just station funded propaganda machines.

Humans love conforming to society and if everyone answers a particular way, then we are pushed to conform to that. forget the fact that no-one thinks like that and they neglect to point out that theirs is not a scientific survey.

Over the past week annoyingly detailed coverage has been paid to the Ocampo 4 and their feelings. These are people who have been accused of capital crimes against humanity. They are loaded and they have huge families and truckloads of friends. They can handle it and this ass kissing by the media is leaving all our mouths with a horrid taste.

Simple question.

Everyone is concious of the elections and to politics but ramming it down everyones throat every waking moment is rather demeaning and pushing people to other media.

Not that that is a bad thing either. I trust bloggers and the people I follow on twitter more than any ‘Actual Expert’ out there. And you should too.

Online or social media vs traditional media is like science vs religion. If you make a rediculous claim with no proof online, you will be shot down faster than Cessna flying over the White House taking pictures. On traditional media on the other hand, the avenues of complaint or redress are non-existent. you can write an angry letter, or an email or call the station with your complaints but thats a dead end. they will most likely not publish your complaints and that ends like that. Its a-lot like belief. Its a one way street pitting you as the minion against the almighty media. You take all the crap they say because they said it. They can thus go on transmitting all sorts of nonsense and ignore any complaints or corrections. Online the no of commenters is view-able by all and the viral effect will ensure your ignorance goes around the world before you can finish refreshing the page.

Please join me online and shun the media stations hell bent on shoving crap down our throats!

 

 

 

 

Ubuntu 11.10

Though am joining the fray kinda late, I have just installed the latest distribution of Ubuntu 11.10 and its a seriously fresh breeze compared to the ancient Windows XP that ruled this laptops motherboard.

I got tired of XP because the DVD drive no longer worked, there were a million processes going on that I couldn’t really account for and there is the fact that Microsoft are not supporting it anymore. I needed something fresh and knowing me to be an unapologetic ubuntu groupie, I got myself the latest offering and proceeded to format my modest machine. Now the  machine is an old Toshiba satellite with a gig of ram and 1.5ghz centrino processor so it no beast more like a kitten.

Installation was a breeze and no problem was too difficult to resolve

Ubuntu desktop

 

I had a couple of issues with the Nvidia driver but a little googling sorted me out. Gotta warn you though an internet connection is vital for adequate use otherwise you will have a world of hurt and you may just decide to toss your laptop out the window.

 

Happy computing!